Srilankans hate Australians

Everyone knows that Srilankans have an undying hatred towards Australians when it comes to cricket. It all started when Sri Lanka toured Australia in 1995. It was the first time Srilankans were put under pressure and were abused. You might remember the sledding (i remember how ausi bowlers sledged kalu, and kalu gave one of the most innocent smiles that u had ever seen) and the Daryl Hire incident. All these incidents solidified the Srilankans to reach the final of the Benson and Hedges series, if I'm not mistaken we made the discovery of our explosive opening pair and it was the platform in which Sri Lanka won the world cup. In my point of view we should thank the Aussies for being so generous! ;)

Gone are the days of Daryl Hair, and his hair. (literally speaking ;)) but what I fail to understand the current hatred towards the Aussies. When you ask some Srilankans about why they hate em, the responses are
* "machan u remember the 1995 tour?" yes obviously I remember it. But come on!! Why do you wont to keep acting like a revengeful woman. Aka "agei wairaya ;)"
* others don't even remember why they even hate them. They just say "I just hate them" You don't remember why you hate Australia but you remember the movie "agei wairaya" how cool is that? :P
* some others say "they sledge machan" news flash : every team sledges. For god sakes even the Zimbabweins sledge. For a matter of fact, we even sledge and give the stare. Don't tell me that you haven't seen Dilhara trying to Stare Down batsmen. Scary stuff. Writing about it sends shivers down my spins. Brrrrrrrrrr :P

Srilankans are known for there hospitality. As the hosts of the T20 world cup, show that we are better than any of them. Thats my point of view. But it's up to u!

Live life!

Wear a condom!

Hate Indian cricket! :P

Don't die wondering

Growing a year older

As many people around the world know, The Guy Wearing Shorts is officially 26 years old today. If you didn't know that, you should go get a life. :P

Mass celebrations have been organized around the world in honor of the birthday of mine. Paris Hilton has organized an around the world celebration with Parties in Tokyo, Bangkok, Ibiza, New York and LA. Ozzy Ozbourne has promised to eat another Bat's head and Mike Tyson is going to byte the ear of a random dude.

I am so moved by these special people who have gone to great lengths to celebrate my birthday.
But I have always been a modest person. Well grounded. I wondered what have I done with my life. I wanted to be an Animal Activist, a guitar Player and so on and so forth. But I couldn't do any of this.
Something that I am really passionate about is Being an Animal Activist!

Being 26 is not that pretty. Its the sorta age that you don't know whether you are young or becoming old. Is it a matter that you have to torture yourself with? I don't think so. Then why am I making such drama about it? I don't know.

As long as you are 26, you can make fun of 27 year olds. keep making fun of them until they feel like punching you on the face. When they are about to punch you on the face, please don't forget to run for your life.

Stay safe! Wear a condom!

Live life!

Don't die wondering!!!

Dogs or Beggars?

I went to ODEL yday. No, I didn’t go there to check out the chicks. If I went to the Ward Place one, it would have been to observe the environment, but unfortunately I went to the MC one. Yeah! that small one, which makes you claustrophobic. I bought a “Strays are Cool” wrist band from there. It made me think. 

Yes I tend to think about useless stuff. What can I do? Doctors told that I could not be helped. :D

Who deserves affections? Beggars or Dogs? I don’t know about you, but I think dogs deserve more affection.

You give a biscuit to a stray dog. It would eat the biscuit and wag his tail, and sometimes the dog would even lick you to show their gratitude. Eeya neda.. licking and stuff. :P I  don’t mind them licking as long as they don’t have Rabies. Buhahahahah…

You on the other hand trying to give a lunch packet to a beggar in good faith. They would ask you all sort of questions such as“Athule monawada thiyenne?” “Vegetable da?” “Mata issellath hambawune vegetable, wena mukuth nadda?” These questions make you feel murderous. ( over exaggerating a tad bit ;) )

So you should way the options. Are dogs more human than actual humans? Hmmm… may be they are. Dogs are loyal and faithful. Think about it. You better think about it. Otherwise don’t read my next post. I have enough and more people. I don’t need a disbeliever. :P

Have an awesome day.

Stay safe! Use a condom!

Live life!! :D

Don't die wondering!,

Lame stuff that people say!

I pulled a back muscle coughing. Can you believe it? Just like the players in my favourite football team. They get injured while walking to training, I pull a back muscle due to a sudden cough. I guess now I know while I love Arsenal so much.

I haven't blogged for a awhile, but today I am ready!!!!!! Ok. That sounded pretty lame :D but it is a good start to the topic that I am going to blog about.

We have to except the fact people say lame things. Some people say lame things because they are wired that way,some when a joke goes wrong and he or she tries to salvage something, when they lie and other chooti reasons.

Let's talk about few general lame things that are in common use:

1) "single life rocks with a whole load of x's (roxxxxxxxxxxxxx)"

Most people say this when they don't have a partner. Only a few mean it. When someone asks, "why aren't you going out?" the first thing that comes into your mind is "single life rocks." It is just like "koheda yanne?" "malle pol" scenario. Ok maybe it is not that bad.
But when you can give other reasons such as:
* it's my problem, not yours(the mean answer)
* y? Do you wonna go out with me? ( the pani or the gay answer. Depends on the gender of course)
* I don't feel like it at this moment (the normal answer)
* I have too many options to choose from (another lame answer)
why do you want to give such a crappy answer?

2) "I am waiting for the right person"

How many so called "write persons" will be there? 10? 15?.. Oi, everyone knows that no one katta aragena waits for the right person. At least sane people don't. It's all about trail and error if you ask me. If you don't put yourself out there, you won't find anyone at all.. No sex!... nothing!,,,,,, I repeat nothing.. :P

3) "If you leave me, I will die" (non suicidal)

I am no doctor, but I think this is not realistic. Maybe only if you have a poor heart condition. So don't leave people who have heart conditions without thinking twice.

4) finally!!!! "Manchester United is the best club in the world"

For god sakes, being the most popular club doesn't mean that they are the best club in the world. It only tells you that it is the most marketable club in the world. I have nothing against true Man U fans. But there are some fans that know nothing about Man United history and come and talk crap about Arsenal. People! I don't get hurt. I laugh at you from the inside and may be from the outside too :P I know more about the so called best club in the world than 50% of Man U fans in Sri Lanka.

Ok those are the few lame stuff that I could come up with.

Have an awesome day.

Stay safe! Use a condom!

 Live life!! :D

 Don't die wondering!,