Random Bullshit Vol : 1000132

What’s up guys?????? Guess who’s back??????? Yeah you guessed it, it’s the main man wearing Shorts. My sense of discipline and consentration has evaporated in the past few years. (borderline ADD) All these fancy social networking gimmicks have distracted me and it has become hard for me to sit, sleep, hang or fly ( yes, I might be able to fly. I’m great like that) in one place and write some shit. Let’s face it guys, I write utter bullshit.

As I am sitting at a sorry ass diner these random thoughts come to my mind. 

1) Why the fuck am I an Arsenal fan. Their is a limit to what a man can take. My beloved Arsenal test my limits on a weekly basis. The Europa league lose just confirmed that Arsenal is the cause of Footballdiesis. ( Tried to make it sound psychological)

Fast forward 2 years............. ( See what I told you about being borderline ADD)

Now I’m on my bed 3.30 in the morning, and for some odd reason, I wanted to blog. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.

Ok. Ok. Back to the blog.

2) Why am I blogging. All the cool kids, adults and grandies are doing tiktoks and trying to get famous. But I’m trying to write a blog and satisfy my fans who haven’t seen me in action for a good 5 years. Maybe I’m becoming one of those uncles that I used to despise. I love drinking tea, love office shoes with laces and stopped craving the latest gadgets. I don’t know if I’m going anywhere with this, but the topic is random bullshit. So, I am excused. Buhahahha.

3) These Anunnaki theories are so freaking cool. This is my new fixation are all the nessy and alien stuff. Ok. Anunnaki are basically aliens, but now I’ve found a sub section of aliens to research about.

4) When did I start liking Coldplay??????

Thats all I have for today. Glad that I finally finished a post after so long. Not the best content but it’s a start.

Live life!

Don’t die wondering!