Yey!!!!! Germany won. :D Die
mannschaft or something. Even though I have European features, handsome and
tall, I’m not even remotely related to Germany. Surprised? I know, I have seen
many people get surprised. ;) I supported Germany since there were 3
Arsenal players in the squad. I love Arsenal. My blood is red because of Arsenal. Seriously it is red, and Arsenal colors are red too. (I apologize for
the lame joke since its 3.50 a.m. and I need to sleep)
Anyways, I went to watch the
final to the CR&FC (with is a popular ground in Sri Lanka.) There I saw so
many things additional to the match. Few on them are noted below.
1) Messi lovers – Messi lovers were everywhere. When
ever he touched the ball, they shouted as if they were having orgasms. (I
maybe over exaggerating a little bit) Honestly, all the talk about he deserves
to win the world cup is bullshit. No one deserves anything. They should earn
it.
2) The number of Arsenal fans – It was great to see
fellow Arsenal fans wear the colors red and white supporting Germany. I was going
to wear a German skinny to show off my awesome biceps, but I am glad that I
wore my Arsenal jersey and went.
3) The drunken assholes – The number of gentleman who
were knocked out sleeping on their own vomit was astonishing. You come to watch a
football match and you are licking the grass even before the kickoff. It is
always good to know your limit. Limit is not the thin line between getting piss
drunk and getting knocked out. It’s the level of booze you can take while you
are in control of yourself.
4) The tipsy ladies – You ladies are the latest customer
segment for British tobacco and the distillery companies. Girls should know
better. There are youtube videos and sites like girls gone wild which exploit
the vulnerability of drunk ladies. Just don’t do things that you’ll regret the
next morning, the next week or the next month.
Those were some of the
thought that I wanted to share today with you. As always I’m blogging on a
sleepless night. I know I’m a bit rusty since I haven’t blogged in awhile. I
will get better at it. When I do, you better watch out. Buhahahahahhahaha
Guy wearing shorts signing
out.
Use a condom.
Live life!
Don’t die wondering!
