I pulled a back muscle coughing. Can you believe it? Just like the players in my favourite football team. They get injured while walking to training, I pull a back muscle due to a sudden cough. I guess now I know while I love Arsenal so much.
I haven't blogged for a awhile, but today I am ready!!!!!! Ok. That sounded pretty lame :D but it is a good start to the topic that I am going to blog about.
We have to except the fact people say lame things. Some people say lame things because they are wired that way,some when a joke goes wrong and he or she tries to salvage something, when they lie and other chooti reasons.
Let's talk about few general lame things that are in common use:
1) "single life rocks with a whole load of x's (roxxxxxxxxxxxxx)"
Most people say this when they don't have a partner. Only a few mean it. When someone asks, "why aren't you going out?" the first thing that comes into your mind is "single life rocks." It is just like "koheda yanne?" "malle pol" scenario. Ok maybe it is not that bad.
But when you can give other reasons such as:
* it's my problem, not yours(the mean answer)
* y? Do you wonna go out with me? ( the pani or the gay answer. Depends on the gender of course)
* I don't feel like it at this moment (the normal answer)
* I have too many options to choose from (another lame answer)
why do you want to give such a crappy answer?
2) "I am waiting for the right person"
How many so called "write persons" will be there? 10? 15?.. Oi, everyone knows that no one katta aragena waits for the right person. At least sane people don't. It's all about trail and error if you ask me. If you don't put yourself out there, you won't find anyone at all.. No sex!... nothing!,,,,,, I repeat nothing.. :P
3) "If you leave me, I will die" (non suicidal)
I am no doctor, but I think this is not realistic. Maybe only if you have a poor heart condition. So don't leave people who have heart conditions without thinking twice.
4) finally!!!! "Manchester United is the best club in the world"
For god sakes, being the most popular club doesn't mean that they are the best club in the world. It only tells you that it is the most marketable club in the world. I have nothing against true Man U fans. But there are some fans that know nothing about Man United history and come and talk crap about Arsenal. People! I don't get hurt. I laugh at you from the inside and may be from the outside too :P I know more about the so called best club in the world than 50% of Man U fans in Sri Lanka.
Ok those are the few lame stuff that I could come up with.
Have an awesome day.
Stay safe!
Use a condom!
Live life!! :D
Don't die wondering!,
