Srilankans hate Australians

Everyone knows that Srilankans have an undying hatred towards Australians when it comes to cricket. It all started when Sri Lanka toured Australia in 1995. It was the first time Srilankans were put under pressure and were abused. You might remember the sledding (i remember how ausi bowlers sledged kalu, and kalu gave one of the most innocent smiles that u had ever seen) and the Daryl Hire incident. All these incidents solidified the Srilankans to reach the final of the Benson and Hedges series, if I'm not mistaken we made the discovery of our explosive opening pair and it was the platform in which Sri Lanka won the world cup. In my point of view we should thank the Aussies for being so generous! ;)

Gone are the days of Daryl Hair, and his hair. (literally speaking ;)) but what I fail to understand the current hatred towards the Aussies. When you ask some Srilankans about why they hate em, the responses are
* "machan u remember the 1995 tour?" yes obviously I remember it. But come on!! Why do you wont to keep acting like a revengeful woman. Aka "agei wairaya ;)"
* others don't even remember why they even hate them. They just say "I just hate them" You don't remember why you hate Australia but you remember the movie "agei wairaya" how cool is that? :P
* some others say "they sledge machan" news flash : every team sledges. For god sakes even the Zimbabweins sledge. For a matter of fact, we even sledge and give the stare. Don't tell me that you haven't seen Dilhara trying to Stare Down batsmen. Scary stuff. Writing about it sends shivers down my spins. Brrrrrrrrrr :P

Srilankans are known for there hospitality. As the hosts of the T20 world cup, show that we are better than any of them. Thats my point of view. But it's up to u!

Live life!

Wear a condom!

Hate Indian cricket! :P

Don't die wondering

Growing a year older

As many people around the world know, The Guy Wearing Shorts is officially 26 years old today. If you didn't know that, you should go get a life. :P

Mass celebrations have been organized around the world in honor of the birthday of mine. Paris Hilton has organized an around the world celebration with Parties in Tokyo, Bangkok, Ibiza, New York and LA. Ozzy Ozbourne has promised to eat another Bat's head and Mike Tyson is going to byte the ear of a random dude.

I am so moved by these special people who have gone to great lengths to celebrate my birthday.
But I have always been a modest person. Well grounded. I wondered what have I done with my life. I wanted to be an Animal Activist, a guitar Player and so on and so forth. But I couldn't do any of this.
Something that I am really passionate about is Being an Animal Activist!

Being 26 is not that pretty. Its the sorta age that you don't know whether you are young or becoming old. Is it a matter that you have to torture yourself with? I don't think so. Then why am I making such drama about it? I don't know.

As long as you are 26, you can make fun of 27 year olds. keep making fun of them until they feel like punching you on the face. When they are about to punch you on the face, please don't forget to run for your life.

Stay safe! Wear a condom!

Live life!

Don't die wondering!!!

Dogs or Beggars?

I went to ODEL yday. No, I didn’t go there to check out the chicks. If I went to the Ward Place one, it would have been to observe the environment, but unfortunately I went to the MC one. Yeah! that small one, which makes you claustrophobic. I bought a “Strays are Cool” wrist band from there. It made me think. 

Yes I tend to think about useless stuff. What can I do? Doctors told that I could not be helped. :D

Who deserves affections? Beggars or Dogs? I don’t know about you, but I think dogs deserve more affection.

You give a biscuit to a stray dog. It would eat the biscuit and wag his tail, and sometimes the dog would even lick you to show their gratitude. Eeya neda.. licking and stuff. :P I  don’t mind them licking as long as they don’t have Rabies. Buhahahahah…

You on the other hand trying to give a lunch packet to a beggar in good faith. They would ask you all sort of questions such as“Athule monawada thiyenne?” “Vegetable da?” “Mata issellath hambawune vegetable, wena mukuth nadda?” These questions make you feel murderous. ( over exaggerating a tad bit ;) )

So you should way the options. Are dogs more human than actual humans? Hmmm… may be they are. Dogs are loyal and faithful. Think about it. You better think about it. Otherwise don’t read my next post. I have enough and more people. I don’t need a disbeliever. :P

Have an awesome day.

Stay safe! Use a condom!

Live life!! :D

Don't die wondering!,

Lame stuff that people say!

I pulled a back muscle coughing. Can you believe it? Just like the players in my favourite football team. They get injured while walking to training, I pull a back muscle due to a sudden cough. I guess now I know while I love Arsenal so much.

I haven't blogged for a awhile, but today I am ready!!!!!! Ok. That sounded pretty lame :D but it is a good start to the topic that I am going to blog about.

We have to except the fact people say lame things. Some people say lame things because they are wired that way,some when a joke goes wrong and he or she tries to salvage something, when they lie and other chooti reasons.

Let's talk about few general lame things that are in common use:

1) "single life rocks with a whole load of x's (roxxxxxxxxxxxxx)"

Most people say this when they don't have a partner. Only a few mean it. When someone asks, "why aren't you going out?" the first thing that comes into your mind is "single life rocks." It is just like "koheda yanne?" "malle pol" scenario. Ok maybe it is not that bad.
But when you can give other reasons such as:
* it's my problem, not yours(the mean answer)
* y? Do you wonna go out with me? ( the pani or the gay answer. Depends on the gender of course)
* I don't feel like it at this moment (the normal answer)
* I have too many options to choose from (another lame answer)
why do you want to give such a crappy answer?

2) "I am waiting for the right person"

How many so called "write persons" will be there? 10? 15?.. Oi, everyone knows that no one katta aragena waits for the right person. At least sane people don't. It's all about trail and error if you ask me. If you don't put yourself out there, you won't find anyone at all.. No sex!... nothing!,,,,,, I repeat nothing.. :P

3) "If you leave me, I will die" (non suicidal)

I am no doctor, but I think this is not realistic. Maybe only if you have a poor heart condition. So don't leave people who have heart conditions without thinking twice.

4) finally!!!! "Manchester United is the best club in the world"

For god sakes, being the most popular club doesn't mean that they are the best club in the world. It only tells you that it is the most marketable club in the world. I have nothing against true Man U fans. But there are some fans that know nothing about Man United history and come and talk crap about Arsenal. People! I don't get hurt. I laugh at you from the inside and may be from the outside too :P I know more about the so called best club in the world than 50% of Man U fans in Sri Lanka.

Ok those are the few lame stuff that I could come up with.

Have an awesome day.

Stay safe! Use a condom!

 Live life!! :D

 Don't die wondering!,

A lot of Bullshit and a bit about the Underdog

It’s a warm Sunday night. As I was about to go to sleep with my favorite SHORT on (Since I am the guy wearing shorts), a bright light appeared out of nowhere. And a deep voice spoke to me and said, “ Thy son who is named the guy wearing shorts! Please blog tonight and educated the world with your wisdom. “ I raised my eyebrows and thought to myself “damn! The bright light dude wants me to blog something. He rates me so highly that he said please” Awww…. I was touched ;) Since the bright light dude took that much of an effort to convince me to blog, I jumped out of the bed, dug for my laptop which was under a mountain of cloths and crawled under the bed to find the laptop charger. :D After going though all the drama of switching on the computer, I was finally ready to blog.

To tell you the truth, I’m quite aimless tonight. I don’t have a specific topic. I cannot think of a specific title. I haven’t blogged for months. I sound like a whiny ass cry baby, which I’m not. (I am awesome) hehe… I can’t help the fact that my ego gets in the way of my writing. ;) To tell you’ll the truth I had sooo many interesting topics to blog about in my mind. But unfortunately, halfway through I got bored and stopped writing. Okk… why are u listening to this crap? Time to think of a topic.

After lengthy seconds of consideration…….

I finally came up with a topic. Yipeeee……. I am sooo proud of myself.. ;)hehe.. Tonight I’m gonna talk about the Underdog.. No you stupid, it’s not the movie. If I wanted to talk about the movie, I would have told you to rent it from a CD Kade.. :P  

As you may already know, the Rugby World Cup is ongoing. And half of Sri Lanka is supporting the All Blacks. (Whom are the favorites, but every time they screw up.. which I find bloody hilarious) It’s the same thing when it comes to the football world cup. Sri Lankans support Brazil or Argentina. I have to ask my fellow Sri Lankans a simple question. “WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF IMAGINATION?”

What I think is, we Sri Lankan try to play it safe. I remember when I was doing my O/L’s in 2002 the football world cup was being held. (okkk yes you can calculate my age…. ) every kid in my class supported Brazil. But I thought differently..  I supported Germany, whom were not the favorites. I got bugged, ridiculed ect.. But in the end,  Germany made it to the final. Even though they lost in the final, I gained respect from my peers. They called me Mr. Germany. The teachers called me Oliver Khan (whom was the player of the tournament)  How cool was that? :D

All I can say is dare to be different. If everyone supports Obama, support the other dude. Being different makes you get noticed. This is great advice to guys. When you are different, girls find you interesting. It is a great conversation starter. You can go places with it. You can thank me later.. I accept expensive gifts, so feel free.. ;)

Do not make obvious choices and make your life boring. Take a chance, support an underdog.Go to gym,  Take a shower. Use lifebuoy soap, feed the dogs… Ohhhh my bad.. Going off track :P

 Do something different for a change. Don’t be boring.

Live life!!!

Don’t die wondering!! :D

Road Rage!!!!

Hello! To all the millions of fans who have been counting the fingers, biting your nails and twitching until I post again. The wait is over :D. I’m back.. hehehe.. I was waiting for an interesting topic to come into my mind, and daymn... Thanks to a suicidal maniac of a motor cyclist, my brain started to think. Yes I have a brain!!! FYI I’ve a gud IQ aswell. ;) Doubters!!! I’ll send my IQ score if you still doubt me. :D

Wait! I’m going out of topic. Today Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m going to talk about road rage... Everyone has road rage. If you drive in Sri Lanka, it would be a crime not to have road rage. It’s a crazy world when you put the vehicle to a main road. It feels like a soldier going on into a battlefield. (Dishun!! Dishun!!! Boom!! Boom!!! Dong!! Dong!!) Seriously Bikers, Three Wheelers, Maduruwa Bicycles and Buses.. Why do we have to face these vehicles everyday???? Why????? It’s soo unfair.

You can easily get angered by a stupid driver. They have no respect for his fellow drivers or for himself. I wonder how these people get there licence. I ain’t the best driver in the world aswell :P..hehe.. Anyways I ain’t that bad!!

When you have road rage, you feel like scolding someone. Today I’m going to enlighten on how to scold stupid motorists and when to scold them as well. ;)

• Never ever scold a hot girl, in that matter any girl at all. Paw men.. They are scared enough as it is to be driving on the road. :P and for a hot girl, how can you ever scold a hot girl.. how????? Hehe
• Secondly, assess the vehicle that the stupid motorist is driving. If it is a bus, stop wasting your energy. He cannot hear you, plus he doesn’t care.. hoda bulath kela paarak gahai windscreen ekata.. So avoid them.
• Always scold a driver which drives slower than you. In that way you are sure of not getting scolded back. ;)
• Do not honk at the driver in front of you. It is pointless. They’ll just drive even slower. Just overtake them and give them “ The Look”. You know the look right?
• If you are going to scold a three wheel driver think twice. They are degree holders in filth.. Sooo if you feel like learning some new words to add to your vocabulary plzzz do go ahead, and update me as well.. J
• Don’t start scolding the drivers around you, since your girlfriend is on the passenger seat you ego centric morons!!! It’s uncool.. If you want to impress her, show how cool you are by avoiding road rage and drive like the cool dude u are.. ;)

All in all, what I can say is please drive safe.. “Ammu Pisso” drive on the road.. They have no care for their own safety, and of the others around them. Avoid Road Rage if possible. But I hardly doubt it.. JUST BE SAFE!!!

Live life!!!

Don’t die wondering!!! :D

Guy Wearing Shorts!

Mental block!!! Grrrrrr... Wait! Yes.. I can start writing again. Once a girl asked me, “When a guy tries to start a relationship with a girl and finds out that she has a boyfriend, what does he do? ” My answer was simple. I gave three answers,

1) He will forget about it

2) He will wait for it to break up

3) He will break it up

Then this got me thinking, we (guys) are interesting characters. All of the above answers give away the character of a guy. Forgetting can be perceived as being a looser, not ready to compete or may be he’s just a nice guy :D. Waiting till it breaks up shows that he is either jobless, cunning or that he’s a stalker. Breaking it up shows that he’s an ass, ruthless, ego driven guy who thinks that she’s the only girl in the world ;). Might I shud say to the guys who belong to the the 3^rd option that Karma will hit back at you. So respect to Karma for being awesome.

But guys become vulnerable as well. Specially when it comes to break ups. If the same girl who asked me the above questioned asked “ How do guys react to break ups?” (in a female voice) I could say easy! There are several answers

1) Some are glad they broke up

2) Some look for a rebound

3) Some weep so much that the whole bathroom starts flooding

4) Some never get over it.

5) Some try to make the girl jealous

6) Some are normal guys (I will explain this guy later)

7) The others DON’T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE BROKEN UP... hehe (I don’t think I have to explain this guy to you!)

I cannot explain all these seven options. If I try to do that, I’ll get bored of writing this and probably go and sleep. I’ll explain the guy who weeps, normal and the one who tries to piss his ex.

The guy who weeps is the guy who has the hardest time getting over things. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TO.... hehe.. But this is the guy that loved the girl like there is nothing else in the world. And when shit happens doesn’t know how to deal with it.

The normal guy is the one who feels powerless and aimless for awhile. But on one fine day when he awakes up, he knows that everything is going to be OK!

Pissing off the ex guy is the miserable one. Hehe.. I say miserable because why do you wont to act a lie and try to show your ex that he is doing better without her. For god sake, I don’t even think that she would even bother to even notice. This guy uses social networks to show off as well.

All I can say is that, every guy in the world has been that guy ( 1 to 7) in their lives. I believe that there is always a right person for every guy or girl. I mean right because no one is perfect, and people should stop looking for the perfect guy or girl.Perfection is a myth. Perfection is boring. The flaws that your partner has are the real key to the success of the relationship. Flaws bring about insecurity, and that’s where the partner comes to play. If he or she can love the fact that you have flaws, deal with it and understand it, that’s where the relationship works.

Ok! I watch romantic comedies.. guilty as charged. Heheh.. But I know that within the bullshit I’ve written, there is some truth.

Live your life! Don’t die wondering! Have fun!