2020

 I here and see a lot of people complain about 2020. “Oh god! This year is the worst” “Can 2020 be over already” and “Please! 2021 be kind to us”.  I think that these sort of comments are bullshit. If you are fracking ( yes fracking, from Battleestar galactica, one of the better and a very realistic theories about human kind ;)) hungry, the only two options that you have are either eating spinach or imminent death due to hunger, you are a stupid idiot show the middle finger to spinach and die of hunger. Additionally, Popeye would be super offended. 

What I’m trying to say is that without complaining about the hard times, try to make your lives happy. So you cannot go out, meet people, talk to your friends or party hard. ( I’ll loving the fact that I can’t do any of that this year) but it time to adapt and move forward. I know! I know! First I was talking about humans coming from outta space, now I’m talking about adapting like the theory of evaluation. Guy wearing shorts is a philosopher and philosophers are open minded. See now? I justified it. Let’s move forward. 

With the added responsibility since I’m 34, I guess 2020 has made me a better human. Don’t worry, I’m still a jerk, an asshole and a arrogant egoistic bastard to many which I love to be. But I became a better person to the people and things that matter the most. 

Don’t let 2020,2021...........2037 be shitty years. A lot of things can still happen. Watch the following movies

Terminator

Blade runner

War of the worlds

World war Z

X Men - Logan

Any Resident Evil movie

Shit can get dark but try to become a happier person

Stay safe!

Wear a mask!

Don’t die wondering!

Random Bullshit Vol : 1000132

What’s up guys?????? Guess who’s back??????? Yeah you guessed it, it’s the main man wearing Shorts. My sense of discipline and consentration has evaporated in the past few years. (borderline ADD) All these fancy social networking gimmicks have distracted me and it has become hard for me to sit, sleep, hang or fly ( yes, I might be able to fly. I’m great like that) in one place and write some shit. Let’s face it guys, I write utter bullshit.

As I am sitting at a sorry ass diner these random thoughts come to my mind. 

1) Why the fuck am I an Arsenal fan. Their is a limit to what a man can take. My beloved Arsenal test my limits on a weekly basis. The Europa league lose just confirmed that Arsenal is the cause of Footballdiesis. ( Tried to make it sound psychological)

Fast forward 2 years............. ( See what I told you about being borderline ADD)

Now I’m on my bed 3.30 in the morning, and for some odd reason, I wanted to blog. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.

Ok. Ok. Back to the blog.

2) Why am I blogging. All the cool kids, adults and grandies are doing tiktoks and trying to get famous. But I’m trying to write a blog and satisfy my fans who haven’t seen me in action for a good 5 years. Maybe I’m becoming one of those uncles that I used to despise. I love drinking tea, love office shoes with laces and stopped craving the latest gadgets. I don’t know if I’m going anywhere with this, but the topic is random bullshit. So, I am excused. Buhahahha.

3) These Anunnaki theories are so freaking cool. This is my new fixation are all the nessy and alien stuff. Ok. Anunnaki are basically aliens, but now I’ve found a sub section of aliens to research about.

4) When did I start liking Coldplay??????

Thats all I have for today. Glad that I finally finished a post after so long. Not the best content but it’s a start.

Live life!

Don’t die wondering!

Forever Friend

Times goes by, I keep changing.

Not the small boy that once I knew. 

Many friends I gained along the way,

Of which many I have lost track of. 

Best friend was a term I loosely used,

They come and go as you phase through life. 

But you are to me much more.

Forever Friend I’ve found in you.  🐕 

The drift

Have you ever wondered about all the rubbish in your head? The stuff that you think that if, you can get rid of you would be able to do something with your life. That shit ain't going nowhere. I tend to overthink and the rubbish in my head helps me waste countless hours drifting away for no apparent reason.

I sometimes feel that I'm a great philosopher like Aristotle until I present my thoughts to my close ones only for them to laugh out.

Sometimes I feel like a person of self realization, thinking everything in life is immaterial and will cause pain.

Sometimes I feel like the guy wearing shorts, cause I don't know where I'm headed with this post.

I like to drift away and think that there are alternate universes and every decision we make creates and alternate reality.  

Just wanted to type some nonsense. 

Live life!

Wear a condom!

Don't die wondering!

Legendary Mac

Life sucks! Doesn't it? Lord Buddha once said that the only certainty in life is death. Even though this statement is true, we tend to cling on to things, the sort of things which cause us pain when we loose it. This is a story about that sort of pain.

I remember as if it was yesterday. (I'm not trying to be corny, but I actually remember it as if yesterday) I was 16 and a tutor came to teach me at home. As the tutor was leaving our home, my parents returned home with a





3 months later.........





Toy Poodle Puppy, white as snow. It was totally unexpected. I was at an age where I didn't mind a puppy at home even though I was not dying to have one as well. Just like Britney Spears, when She was JUST a girl and not YET a woman.

This Toy Poodle changed our lives for ever.

For the next thirteen years, he became a brother to me and a son to my parents. He knew how to count up to 5. That is because there are 5 members in our family. When ever we go somewhere and come back home, he counts the number of family members who returned and if someone in missing, he would inquire.

Loves to go in the vehicle and is literally the tail of my father. Once he went to office with him. It is no joke and I wasn't high as a kite as well. The protector of our parents room. Who thy shall enter the room when the parents are not inside the room shall receive thy Mac's teeth mark on thy buttock.

I married, I moved out. He grew old. The day after his 13th birthday, he was with my mother in their room. He was sick and wouldn't walk. But he mustered enough strength to ask my mother to go to the garden with him. As soon as he got to the garden, he left us.

I wasn't high on his affectionate ladder, but he knew that I loved him and he loved me back. The guy had a lot of love to give.

You were a great dog Mac. You were a great brother.

Much love

World cup final highlights

Yey!!!!! Germany won. :D Die mannschaft or something. Even though I have European features, handsome and tall, I’m not even remotely related to Germany. Surprised? I know, I have seen many people get surprised. ;) I supported Germany since there were 3 Arsenal players in the squad. I love Arsenal. My blood is red because of Arsenal. Seriously it is red, and Arsenal colors are red too. (I apologize for the lame joke since its 3.50 a.m. and I need to sleep)

Anyways, I went to watch the final to the CR&FC (with is a popular ground in Sri Lanka.) There I saw so many things additional to the match. Few on them are noted below.

1)     Messi lovers – Messi lovers were everywhere. When ever he touched the ball, they shouted as if they were having orgasms. (I maybe over exaggerating a little bit) Honestly, all the talk about he deserves to win the world cup is bullshit. No one deserves anything. They should earn it.

2)     The number of Arsenal fans – It was great to see fellow Arsenal fans wear the colors red and white supporting Germany. I was going to wear a German skinny to show off my awesome biceps, but I am glad that I wore my Arsenal jersey and went.

3)     The drunken assholes – The number of gentleman who were knocked out sleeping on their own vomit was astonishing. You come to watch a football match and you are licking the grass even before the kickoff. It is always good to know your limit. Limit is not the thin line between getting piss drunk and getting knocked out. It’s the level of booze you can take while you are in control of yourself.

4)     The tipsy ladies – You ladies are the latest customer segment for British tobacco and the distillery companies. Girls should know better. There are youtube videos and sites like girls gone wild which exploit the vulnerability of drunk ladies. Just don’t do things that you’ll regret the next morning, the next week or the next month.

Those were some of the thought that I wanted to share today with you. As always I’m blogging on a sleepless night. I know I’m a bit rusty since I haven’t blogged in awhile. I will get better at it. When I do, you better watch out. Buhahahahahhahaha

Guy wearing shorts signing out.

Use a condom.

Live life!

Don’t die wondering!

Smarter the phone, dumber the person

"Smarter the phone, dumber the person" That is the statement that a person said when I was boasting about my new Samsung Galaxy Note 2 when I bought it. At that time I did not give that statement much thought, but now I realise that there is some truth to that statement. (I need some cookie points for this :D) I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M GETTING DUMBER because all of you know that I am an awesome individual ;). But I have to agree that, there is some truth in this statement.

Most of the time we use your phones to navigate through social networks. Facebook, Twitter and Instagram as examples. It's the case with many Asians. I travel regularly to Malaysia and Thailand and they are social network zombies just like Srilankans. BTW I travel to Thailand as a good boy okkkkkkkk.... (just to keep the record straight) most phones advertise themselves with features such as facebook integration and loads of other social networkings features. Have you ever asked yourselves why we have become such zombies and waste our productive time on social networking. Do not get me wrong, we need social networking to communicate with the outside world but we need to strike a balance. That is my opinion.

The biggest worry for me is how smart phones helps you to screw up your grammar. Trust me on this. Yesterday I sent a text message and when the recipient replied saying "what do you mean?" I checked what I typed. I was like what the "duck" did I type. (I try to be as responsible as possible for my under age readers) Auto correct  does not auto correct in my opinion. After yesterday I try my best to type every single sentence and refrain from using auto correct in a desperate attempt to save my writing skills.

If you still think that this post is a utter waste of time (which is not :P)and you think that you could has used the time that took you to read this to play barn buddy on facebook, I want you to do this test. Close your eyes for 2 minutes and try to enjoy all your other senses. It may sound a bit kinky but try out and FEEL the difference. It's the same with your phone. While you are checking out a stupid meme a hot chick with red lipstick might pass you by wearing a bikini. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW. Crazier things have happened.

Just find the balance between you smartphone and life. Your greatest experiences happen when you live your life in the real world, not on your smartphone. I'm trying my best to find that balance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ZrK2NryuQ

Live life!

Don't die wondering!!