Slow Motion

Dear Self,

Time is flying by. I don’t even remember my age when the assistant at the doctor’s asked. I had to subtract the year I was born from 2025 to provide the answer. It’s that age where you suddenly shock yourself by wondering how you got from point A to B. What happened between those two points? Why don’t I remember? I hope it’s a problem that most people have. Otherwise, I might be tackling a mental issue that I do not intend on addressing.

I guess I’m too occupied with the phone, loading my head with useless data, hoping to find something useful. I think I need to stop that. For once, I went for a drive without any music — just me and my thoughts. I really enjoyed that. I felt happy, and time didn’t pass me by. I want to enjoy my family and be happy. I don’t want a precious moment to pass me by without savouring that perfect moment.

I am okay about being a speck of dust in this vast universe, which includes Pluto (unlike our solar system, which refuses to credit it as a planet). I am not trying to find meaning in life or the afterlife. I’m just a guy who wants to slow down and appreciate being a speck of dust and savour every second, every moment, and every memory.

Don’t die wondering.

Yours sincerely,

Guy Wearing Shorts

Random thoughts on a sleepless night part : 2

Like the Fast and Furious movie franchise, I Thought of blogging about a needless sequel. Here I am at 2.05 in the morning with my eyes wide open wearing a sarong (yes you read it correctly. Guy wearing shorts is wearing a sarong. The reason for this is when you are in your awesome late 30s you seek comfort more than functionality plus the Sinhala Tamil New Year is coming up and practice makes perfect) sleepless on the bed. I am not the same person I was when I blogged the first “Random thoughts on a sleepless night”.  Now I am a father with added responsibilities 😀. That’s the biggest accomplishment that I have received as of yet in my life. 

Times have changed but these sleepless nights still brings out thought provoking questions that that needs answering. 

1) Some random article has named Sri Lanka as the top destination for solo female travellers. My question is why? It is still hard for a female to travel in public transport without an incident and I wonder how it is that safe for a “solo” “female” travellers to visit Sri Lanka as the top most destination. 

2) How have Arsenal gotten better at football? As an Arsenal fan I struggled to like a single player at the club from 2019-2022. But now I can’t find a player that I hate. All are really good chaps. But I still don’t see eye to eye with the fan base. There is still a thinking that local fans are supirior to the international fans. Plus the young international fan base is kind of annoying because they are easily triggered. 

3) Weird alert!!!! Is Pluto still a planet of the solar system of not? Very soon my kids are going to learn about the solar system and either going to agree that there are 9 planets in the solar system or not. What ever happens I hope I will know the correct answer when they question me. 

4) Why am I thinking of buying more hens? I currently have three and only one is laying eggs, but I’m going through social media posts on hens. I need a brain realignment. 

5) IT’S 2.28am AND I’M NOT EVEN YAWNING. Come on man, let’s sleep. I need to wake up tomorrow. I need recovery from the workout that I did. I can feel the lactic acid building up. 

6) Even though I used to think that Gen Z was absorbing American cultural trend like a dry piece of bread dropped in a bowl of water, I never realized that I have been influenced too. My fanaticism on CrossFit (which is fading away) plus my new found interest in Pickleball are both influenced by Uncle Sam. I think I’m eating humble pie. 

That’s all I got today. I’m just going to go and stare at the ceiling and imagine the solar system which includes Pluto going around the Sun. 

Good morning. 

Don’t die wondering. 

Rock is the best genre of music and your argument is invalid

I came across Corey Taylor’s acoustic version of Wicked Game by Chris Isaak. This made me realize what an amazing voice Corey Taylor poses. I love the original by Chris Isaak, but Corey Taylor of Slipknot and Stone Sour signing that song reminded me why I started loving Rock. The ability to sing acoustic without computer generated voices, and in the instance of Corey Taylor from screaming out People = Shit to singing an absolute classic like Wicked Game equally as good as the original is why I love this Genre. 

A weird lanky kid who was above average smart and couldn’t fit in to a clock existed in the 1990s. This 13 year old kid used to jam to Westlife and Nsync. By chance he came across Arms Wide Open by Creed and after that everything changed. I mean the kid remained weird but his taste in music took a wild turn. In can Puddle of Mudd with Blurry and Staind with Its been awhile. He began to amass a legendary collection of Rock CDs. Slipknot, Godsmack, Metallica, Mushroomheads, Mud Vayne, Nirvana, Shinedown and Breaking Benjamin were a few of the favs. If you didn’t know know by now, the kid I am referring to is me. I know!!! Plot twist!!! I tend to shock you guys, don’t I? Unable to fit in, being the second child, Rock music gave me a sort of shell that I could go into and survive through the harsh winters. 

My parents were worried about me, because these uncle and aunts told them that rock promotes violence and will raise hell on earth and all. For me, it was not about any of that. I could relate to the music that I listed. I don’t think I was depressed, but the songs that talked about depression were my favorite. I still listen to the music that I used to grow up on. I call that playlist Sanity. It’s my go to music when I need an escape. I listen to most genres, but for me at least Rock rules them all. 

Live life! 

Don’t die wondering!

2020

 I here and see a lot of people complain about 2020. “Oh god! This year is the worst” “Can 2020 be over already” and “Please! 2021 be kind to us”.  I think that these sort of comments are bullshit. If you are fracking ( yes fracking, from Battleestar galactica, one of the better and a very realistic theories about human kind ;)) hungry, the only two options that you have are either eating spinach or imminent death due to hunger, you are a stupid idiot show the middle finger to spinach and die of hunger. Additionally, Popeye would be super offended. 

What I’m trying to say is that without complaining about the hard times, try to make your lives happy. So you cannot go out, meet people, talk to your friends or party hard. ( I’ll loving the fact that I can’t do any of that this year) but it time to adapt and move forward. I know! I know! First I was talking about humans coming from outta space, now I’m talking about adapting like the theory of evaluation. Guy wearing shorts is a philosopher and philosophers are open minded. See now? I justified it. Let’s move forward. 

With the added responsibility since I’m 34, I guess 2020 has made me a better human. Don’t worry, I’m still a jerk, an asshole and a arrogant egoistic bastard to many which I love to be. But I became a better person to the people and things that matter the most. 

Don’t let 2020,2021...........2037 be shitty years. A lot of things can still happen. Watch the following movies

Terminator

Blade runner

War of the worlds

World war Z

X Men - Logan

Any Resident Evil movie

Shit can get dark but try to become a happier person

Stay safe!

Wear a mask!

Don’t die wondering!

Random Bullshit Vol : 1000132

What’s up guys?????? Guess who’s back??????? Yeah you guessed it, it’s the main man wearing Shorts. My sense of discipline and consentration has evaporated in the past few years. (borderline ADD) All these fancy social networking gimmicks have distracted me and it has become hard for me to sit, sleep, hang or fly ( yes, I might be able to fly. I’m great like that) in one place and write some shit. Let’s face it guys, I write utter bullshit.

As I am sitting at a sorry ass diner these random thoughts come to my mind. 

1) Why the fuck am I an Arsenal fan. Their is a limit to what a man can take. My beloved Arsenal test my limits on a weekly basis. The Europa league lose just confirmed that Arsenal is the cause of Footballdiesis. ( Tried to make it sound psychological)

Fast forward 2 years............. ( See what I told you about being borderline ADD)

Now I’m on my bed 3.30 in the morning, and for some odd reason, I wanted to blog. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.

Ok. Ok. Back to the blog.

2) Why am I blogging. All the cool kids, adults and grandies are doing tiktoks and trying to get famous. But I’m trying to write a blog and satisfy my fans who haven’t seen me in action for a good 5 years. Maybe I’m becoming one of those uncles that I used to despise. I love drinking tea, love office shoes with laces and stopped craving the latest gadgets. I don’t know if I’m going anywhere with this, but the topic is random bullshit. So, I am excused. Buhahahha.

3) These Anunnaki theories are so freaking cool. This is my new fixation are all the nessy and alien stuff. Ok. Anunnaki are basically aliens, but now I’ve found a sub section of aliens to research about.

4) When did I start liking Coldplay??????

Thats all I have for today. Glad that I finally finished a post after so long. Not the best content but it’s a start.

Live life!

Don’t die wondering!

Forever Friend

Times goes by, I keep changing.

Not the small boy that once I knew. 

Many friends I gained along the way,

Of which many I have lost track of. 

Best friend was a term I loosely used,

They come and go as you phase through life. 

But you are to me much more.

Forever Friend I’ve found in you.  🐕 

The drift

Have you ever wondered about all the rubbish in your head? The stuff that you think that if, you can get rid of you would be able to do something with your life. That shit ain't going nowhere. I tend to overthink and the rubbish in my head helps me waste countless hours drifting away for no apparent reason.

I sometimes feel that I'm a great philosopher like Aristotle until I present my thoughts to my close ones only for them to laugh out.

Sometimes I feel like a person of self realization, thinking everything in life is immaterial and will cause pain.

Sometimes I feel like the guy wearing shorts, cause I don't know where I'm headed with this post.

I like to drift away and think that there are alternate universes and every decision we make creates and alternate reality.  

Just wanted to type some nonsense. 

Live life!

Wear a condom!

Don't die wondering!

Legendary Mac

Life sucks! Doesn't it? Lord Buddha once said that the only certainty in life is death. Even though this statement is true, we tend to cling on to things, the sort of things which cause us pain when we loose it. This is a story about that sort of pain.

I remember as if it was yesterday. (I'm not trying to be corny, but I actually remember it as if yesterday) I was 16 and a tutor came to teach me at home. As the tutor was leaving our home, my parents returned home with a





3 months later.........





Toy Poodle Puppy, white as snow. It was totally unexpected. I was at an age where I didn't mind a puppy at home even though I was not dying to have one as well. Just like Britney Spears, when She was JUST a girl and not YET a woman.

This Toy Poodle changed our lives for ever.

For the next thirteen years, he became a brother to me and a son to my parents. He knew how to count up to 5. That is because there are 5 members in our family. When ever we go somewhere and come back home, he counts the number of family members who returned and if someone in missing, he would inquire.

Loves to go in the vehicle and is literally the tail of my father. Once he went to office with him. It is no joke and I wasn't high as a kite as well. The protector of our parents room. Who thy shall enter the room when the parents are not inside the room shall receive thy Mac's teeth mark on thy buttock.

I married, I moved out. He grew old. The day after his 13th birthday, he was with my mother in their room. He was sick and wouldn't walk. But he mustered enough strength to ask my mother to go to the garden with him. As soon as he got to the garden, he left us.

I wasn't high on his affectionate ladder, but he knew that I loved him and he loved me back. The guy had a lot of love to give.

You were a great dog Mac. You were a great brother.

Much love

World cup final highlights

Yey!!!!! Germany won. :D Die mannschaft or something. Even though I have European features, handsome and tall, I’m not even remotely related to Germany. Surprised? I know, I have seen many people get surprised. ;) I supported Germany since there were 3 Arsenal players in the squad. I love Arsenal. My blood is red because of Arsenal. Seriously it is red, and Arsenal colors are red too. (I apologize for the lame joke since its 3.50 a.m. and I need to sleep)

Anyways, I went to watch the final to the CR&FC (with is a popular ground in Sri Lanka.) There I saw so many things additional to the match. Few on them are noted below.

1)     Messi lovers – Messi lovers were everywhere. When ever he touched the ball, they shouted as if they were having orgasms. (I maybe over exaggerating a little bit) Honestly, all the talk about he deserves to win the world cup is bullshit. No one deserves anything. They should earn it.

2)     The number of Arsenal fans – It was great to see fellow Arsenal fans wear the colors red and white supporting Germany. I was going to wear a German skinny to show off my awesome biceps, but I am glad that I wore my Arsenal jersey and went.

3)     The drunken assholes – The number of gentleman who were knocked out sleeping on their own vomit was astonishing. You come to watch a football match and you are licking the grass even before the kickoff. It is always good to know your limit. Limit is not the thin line between getting piss drunk and getting knocked out. It’s the level of booze you can take while you are in control of yourself.

4)     The tipsy ladies – You ladies are the latest customer segment for British tobacco and the distillery companies. Girls should know better. There are youtube videos and sites like girls gone wild which exploit the vulnerability of drunk ladies. Just don’t do things that you’ll regret the next morning, the next week or the next month.

Those were some of the thought that I wanted to share today with you. As always I’m blogging on a sleepless night. I know I’m a bit rusty since I haven’t blogged in awhile. I will get better at it. When I do, you better watch out. Buhahahahahhahaha

Guy wearing shorts signing out.

Use a condom.

Live life!

Don’t die wondering!

Smarter the phone, dumber the person

"Smarter the phone, dumber the person" That is the statement that a person said when I was boasting about my new Samsung Galaxy Note 2 when I bought it. At that time I did not give that statement much thought, but now I realise that there is some truth to that statement. (I need some cookie points for this :D) I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M GETTING DUMBER because all of you know that I am an awesome individual ;). But I have to agree that, there is some truth in this statement.

Most of the time we use your phones to navigate through social networks. Facebook, Twitter and Instagram as examples. It's the case with many Asians. I travel regularly to Malaysia and Thailand and they are social network zombies just like Srilankans. BTW I travel to Thailand as a good boy okkkkkkkk.... (just to keep the record straight) most phones advertise themselves with features such as facebook integration and loads of other social networkings features. Have you ever asked yourselves why we have become such zombies and waste our productive time on social networking. Do not get me wrong, we need social networking to communicate with the outside world but we need to strike a balance. That is my opinion.

The biggest worry for me is how smart phones helps you to screw up your grammar. Trust me on this. Yesterday I sent a text message and when the recipient replied saying "what do you mean?" I checked what I typed. I was like what the "duck" did I type. (I try to be as responsible as possible for my under age readers) Auto correct  does not auto correct in my opinion. After yesterday I try my best to type every single sentence and refrain from using auto correct in a desperate attempt to save my writing skills.

If you still think that this post is a utter waste of time (which is not :P)and you think that you could has used the time that took you to read this to play barn buddy on facebook, I want you to do this test. Close your eyes for 2 minutes and try to enjoy all your other senses. It may sound a bit kinky but try out and FEEL the difference. It's the same with your phone. While you are checking out a stupid meme a hot chick with red lipstick might pass you by wearing a bikini. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW. Crazier things have happened.

Just find the balance between you smartphone and life. Your greatest experiences happen when you live your life in the real world, not on your smartphone. I'm trying my best to find that balance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ZrK2NryuQ

Live life!

Don't die wondering!!

Random thoughts on a sleepless night

It's just one of those days where you can't sleep. Playing stick cricket of your phone hoping and praying that you would feel sleepy at some point. It ain't working people. Never the less, this sleepless night reminded me that I haven't blogged in a while.

If you people have read my previous posts you would know that these sort of sleepless nights are the catalyst for most of my blogs. Now you understand why I write a lot of bullshit. :D

When  you can't sleep, random thoughts come into your mind. Following are few of throw thoughts that I would like to share.

1) WHY THE HELL CAN'T I GO TO SLEEP? I tried everything.  I changed my sleeping position and I even changed my bloody pillow. Still I can't go to sleep.

2) When am I going to finish my thesis? This has been dragging for ever. I can't make up my mind to sit down and finish it.

3) Who are we going to buy in this transfer window. Arsenal haven't won a trophy for 8 years. It is high time we win something.  To win something we need to buy players. Dearest Arsene Wenger, I'm thinking about who can improve our squad at 1.18 in the morning. Please buy a good player and help me sleep.

NOW COMES THE WEIRD SHIT! ;)

4) Do aliens actually exist? I am a firm believer that they do. I don't want them to come and invade us, but they can always drop by and say 'hello machan' and go. I don't mind :D

5) The thing that I Google the most when I can't sleep is about the Loch Ness monster. I wish to believe that this mythical creature exists. I know!  Aliens and the Loch Ness monster.... Don't blame me.  Blame Discovery channel for putting all this mysterious bullshit inside my head.

So the you go. Those were some of the random stuff which goes inside the great mind of the Guy Wearing Shorts.

Sorry if there are any grammer or spelling issues. I was using my phone rather than my great laptop which has a strange line going through the middle of its display.

I Need To Sleeeeeeeep! I'm gonna give it a shot.

Live Life!

Don't die wondering!

Srilankans hate Australians

Everyone knows that Srilankans have an undying hatred towards Australians when it comes to cricket. It all started when Sri Lanka toured Australia in 1995. It was the first time Srilankans were put under pressure and were abused. You might remember the sledding (i remember how ausi bowlers sledged kalu, and kalu gave one of the most innocent smiles that u had ever seen) and the Daryl Hire incident. All these incidents solidified the Srilankans to reach the final of the Benson and Hedges series, if I'm not mistaken we made the discovery of our explosive opening pair and it was the platform in which Sri Lanka won the world cup. In my point of view we should thank the Aussies for being so generous! ;)

Gone are the days of Daryl Hair, and his hair. (literally speaking ;)) but what I fail to understand the current hatred towards the Aussies. When you ask some Srilankans about why they hate em, the responses are
* "machan u remember the 1995 tour?" yes obviously I remember it. But come on!! Why do you wont to keep acting like a revengeful woman. Aka "agei wairaya ;)"
* others don't even remember why they even hate them. They just say "I just hate them" You don't remember why you hate Australia but you remember the movie "agei wairaya" how cool is that? :P
* some others say "they sledge machan" news flash : every team sledges. For god sakes even the Zimbabweins sledge. For a matter of fact, we even sledge and give the stare. Don't tell me that you haven't seen Dilhara trying to Stare Down batsmen. Scary stuff. Writing about it sends shivers down my spins. Brrrrrrrrrr :P

Srilankans are known for there hospitality. As the hosts of the T20 world cup, show that we are better than any of them. Thats my point of view. But it's up to u!

Live life!

Wear a condom!

Hate Indian cricket! :P

Don't die wondering

Growing a year older

As many people around the world know, The Guy Wearing Shorts is officially 26 years old today. If you didn't know that, you should go get a life. :P

Mass celebrations have been organized around the world in honor of the birthday of mine. Paris Hilton has organized an around the world celebration with Parties in Tokyo, Bangkok, Ibiza, New York and LA. Ozzy Ozbourne has promised to eat another Bat's head and Mike Tyson is going to byte the ear of a random dude.

I am so moved by these special people who have gone to great lengths to celebrate my birthday.
But I have always been a modest person. Well grounded. I wondered what have I done with my life. I wanted to be an Animal Activist, a guitar Player and so on and so forth. But I couldn't do any of this.
Something that I am really passionate about is Being an Animal Activist!

Being 26 is not that pretty. Its the sorta age that you don't know whether you are young or becoming old. Is it a matter that you have to torture yourself with? I don't think so. Then why am I making such drama about it? I don't know.

As long as you are 26, you can make fun of 27 year olds. keep making fun of them until they feel like punching you on the face. When they are about to punch you on the face, please don't forget to run for your life.

Stay safe! Wear a condom!

Live life!

Don't die wondering!!!

Dogs or Beggars?

I went to ODEL yday. No, I didn’t go there to check out the chicks. If I went to the Ward Place one, it would have been to observe the environment, but unfortunately I went to the MC one. Yeah! that small one, which makes you claustrophobic. I bought a “Strays are Cool” wrist band from there. It made me think. 

Yes I tend to think about useless stuff. What can I do? Doctors told that I could not be helped. :D

Who deserves affections? Beggars or Dogs? I don’t know about you, but I think dogs deserve more affection.

You give a biscuit to a stray dog. It would eat the biscuit and wag his tail, and sometimes the dog would even lick you to show their gratitude. Eeya neda.. licking and stuff. :P I  don’t mind them licking as long as they don’t have Rabies. Buhahahahah…

You on the other hand trying to give a lunch packet to a beggar in good faith. They would ask you all sort of questions such as“Athule monawada thiyenne?” “Vegetable da?” “Mata issellath hambawune vegetable, wena mukuth nadda?” These questions make you feel murderous. ( over exaggerating a tad bit ;) )

So you should way the options. Are dogs more human than actual humans? Hmmm… may be they are. Dogs are loyal and faithful. Think about it. You better think about it. Otherwise don’t read my next post. I have enough and more people. I don’t need a disbeliever. :P

Have an awesome day.

Stay safe! Use a condom!

Live life!! :D

Don't die wondering!,

Lame stuff that people say!

I pulled a back muscle coughing. Can you believe it? Just like the players in my favourite football team. They get injured while walking to training, I pull a back muscle due to a sudden cough. I guess now I know while I love Arsenal so much.

I haven't blogged for a awhile, but today I am ready!!!!!! Ok. That sounded pretty lame :D but it is a good start to the topic that I am going to blog about.

We have to except the fact people say lame things. Some people say lame things because they are wired that way,some when a joke goes wrong and he or she tries to salvage something, when they lie and other chooti reasons.

Let's talk about few general lame things that are in common use:

1) "single life rocks with a whole load of x's (roxxxxxxxxxxxxx)"

Most people say this when they don't have a partner. Only a few mean it. When someone asks, "why aren't you going out?" the first thing that comes into your mind is "single life rocks." It is just like "koheda yanne?" "malle pol" scenario. Ok maybe it is not that bad.
But when you can give other reasons such as:
* it's my problem, not yours(the mean answer)
* y? Do you wonna go out with me? ( the pani or the gay answer. Depends on the gender of course)
* I don't feel like it at this moment (the normal answer)
* I have too many options to choose from (another lame answer)
why do you want to give such a crappy answer?

2) "I am waiting for the right person"

How many so called "write persons" will be there? 10? 15?.. Oi, everyone knows that no one katta aragena waits for the right person. At least sane people don't. It's all about trail and error if you ask me. If you don't put yourself out there, you won't find anyone at all.. No sex!... nothing!,,,,,, I repeat nothing.. :P

3) "If you leave me, I will die" (non suicidal)

I am no doctor, but I think this is not realistic. Maybe only if you have a poor heart condition. So don't leave people who have heart conditions without thinking twice.

4) finally!!!! "Manchester United is the best club in the world"

For god sakes, being the most popular club doesn't mean that they are the best club in the world. It only tells you that it is the most marketable club in the world. I have nothing against true Man U fans. But there are some fans that know nothing about Man United history and come and talk crap about Arsenal. People! I don't get hurt. I laugh at you from the inside and may be from the outside too :P I know more about the so called best club in the world than 50% of Man U fans in Sri Lanka.

Ok those are the few lame stuff that I could come up with.

Have an awesome day.

Stay safe! Use a condom!

 Live life!! :D

 Don't die wondering!,

A lot of Bullshit and a bit about the Underdog

It’s a warm Sunday night. As I was about to go to sleep with my favorite SHORT on (Since I am the guy wearing shorts), a bright light appeared out of nowhere. And a deep voice spoke to me and said, “ Thy son who is named the guy wearing shorts! Please blog tonight and educated the world with your wisdom. “ I raised my eyebrows and thought to myself “damn! The bright light dude wants me to blog something. He rates me so highly that he said please” Awww…. I was touched ;) Since the bright light dude took that much of an effort to convince me to blog, I jumped out of the bed, dug for my laptop which was under a mountain of cloths and crawled under the bed to find the laptop charger. :D After going though all the drama of switching on the computer, I was finally ready to blog.

To tell you the truth, I’m quite aimless tonight. I don’t have a specific topic. I cannot think of a specific title. I haven’t blogged for months. I sound like a whiny ass cry baby, which I’m not. (I am awesome) hehe… I can’t help the fact that my ego gets in the way of my writing. ;) To tell you’ll the truth I had sooo many interesting topics to blog about in my mind. But unfortunately, halfway through I got bored and stopped writing. Okk… why are u listening to this crap? Time to think of a topic.

After lengthy seconds of consideration…….

I finally came up with a topic. Yipeeee……. I am sooo proud of myself.. ;)hehe.. Tonight I’m gonna talk about the Underdog.. No you stupid, it’s not the movie. If I wanted to talk about the movie, I would have told you to rent it from a CD Kade.. :P  

As you may already know, the Rugby World Cup is ongoing. And half of Sri Lanka is supporting the All Blacks. (Whom are the favorites, but every time they screw up.. which I find bloody hilarious) It’s the same thing when it comes to the football world cup. Sri Lankans support Brazil or Argentina. I have to ask my fellow Sri Lankans a simple question. “WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF IMAGINATION?”

What I think is, we Sri Lankan try to play it safe. I remember when I was doing my O/L’s in 2002 the football world cup was being held. (okkk yes you can calculate my age…. ) every kid in my class supported Brazil. But I thought differently..  I supported Germany, whom were not the favorites. I got bugged, ridiculed ect.. But in the end,  Germany made it to the final. Even though they lost in the final, I gained respect from my peers. They called me Mr. Germany. The teachers called me Oliver Khan (whom was the player of the tournament)  How cool was that? :D

All I can say is dare to be different. If everyone supports Obama, support the other dude. Being different makes you get noticed. This is great advice to guys. When you are different, girls find you interesting. It is a great conversation starter. You can go places with it. You can thank me later.. I accept expensive gifts, so feel free.. ;)

Do not make obvious choices and make your life boring. Take a chance, support an underdog.Go to gym,  Take a shower. Use lifebuoy soap, feed the dogs… Ohhhh my bad.. Going off track :P

 Do something different for a change. Don’t be boring.

Live life!!!

Don’t die wondering!! :D

Road Rage!!!!

Hello! To all the millions of fans who have been counting the fingers, biting your nails and twitching until I post again. The wait is over :D. I’m back.. hehehe.. I was waiting for an interesting topic to come into my mind, and daymn... Thanks to a suicidal maniac of a motor cyclist, my brain started to think. Yes I have a brain!!! FYI I’ve a gud IQ aswell. ;) Doubters!!! I’ll send my IQ score if you still doubt me. :D

Wait! I’m going out of topic. Today Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m going to talk about road rage... Everyone has road rage. If you drive in Sri Lanka, it would be a crime not to have road rage. It’s a crazy world when you put the vehicle to a main road. It feels like a soldier going on into a battlefield. (Dishun!! Dishun!!! Boom!! Boom!!! Dong!! Dong!!) Seriously Bikers, Three Wheelers, Maduruwa Bicycles and Buses.. Why do we have to face these vehicles everyday???? Why????? It’s soo unfair.

You can easily get angered by a stupid driver. They have no respect for his fellow drivers or for himself. I wonder how these people get there licence. I ain’t the best driver in the world aswell :P..hehe.. Anyways I ain’t that bad!!

When you have road rage, you feel like scolding someone. Today I’m going to enlighten on how to scold stupid motorists and when to scold them as well. ;)

• Never ever scold a hot girl, in that matter any girl at all. Paw men.. They are scared enough as it is to be driving on the road. :P and for a hot girl, how can you ever scold a hot girl.. how????? Hehe
• Secondly, assess the vehicle that the stupid motorist is driving. If it is a bus, stop wasting your energy. He cannot hear you, plus he doesn’t care.. hoda bulath kela paarak gahai windscreen ekata.. So avoid them.
• Always scold a driver which drives slower than you. In that way you are sure of not getting scolded back. ;)
• Do not honk at the driver in front of you. It is pointless. They’ll just drive even slower. Just overtake them and give them “ The Look”. You know the look right?
• If you are going to scold a three wheel driver think twice. They are degree holders in filth.. Sooo if you feel like learning some new words to add to your vocabulary plzzz do go ahead, and update me as well.. J
• Don’t start scolding the drivers around you, since your girlfriend is on the passenger seat you ego centric morons!!! It’s uncool.. If you want to impress her, show how cool you are by avoiding road rage and drive like the cool dude u are.. ;)

All in all, what I can say is please drive safe.. “Ammu Pisso” drive on the road.. They have no care for their own safety, and of the others around them. Avoid Road Rage if possible. But I hardly doubt it.. JUST BE SAFE!!!

Live life!!!

Don’t die wondering!!! :D

Guy Wearing Shorts!

Mental block!!! Grrrrrr... Wait! Yes.. I can start writing again. Once a girl asked me, “When a guy tries to start a relationship with a girl and finds out that she has a boyfriend, what does he do? ” My answer was simple. I gave three answers,

1) He will forget about it

2) He will wait for it to break up

3) He will break it up

Then this got me thinking, we (guys) are interesting characters. All of the above answers give away the character of a guy. Forgetting can be perceived as being a looser, not ready to compete or may be he’s just a nice guy :D. Waiting till it breaks up shows that he is either jobless, cunning or that he’s a stalker. Breaking it up shows that he’s an ass, ruthless, ego driven guy who thinks that she’s the only girl in the world ;). Might I shud say to the guys who belong to the the 3^rd option that Karma will hit back at you. So respect to Karma for being awesome.

But guys become vulnerable as well. Specially when it comes to break ups. If the same girl who asked me the above questioned asked “ How do guys react to break ups?” (in a female voice) I could say easy! There are several answers

1) Some are glad they broke up

2) Some look for a rebound

3) Some weep so much that the whole bathroom starts flooding

4) Some never get over it.

5) Some try to make the girl jealous

6) Some are normal guys (I will explain this guy later)

7) The others DON’T KNOW THAT THEY HAVE BROKEN UP... hehe (I don’t think I have to explain this guy to you!)

I cannot explain all these seven options. If I try to do that, I’ll get bored of writing this and probably go and sleep. I’ll explain the guy who weeps, normal and the one who tries to piss his ex.

The guy who weeps is the guy who has the hardest time getting over things. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TO.... hehe.. But this is the guy that loved the girl like there is nothing else in the world. And when shit happens doesn’t know how to deal with it.

The normal guy is the one who feels powerless and aimless for awhile. But on one fine day when he awakes up, he knows that everything is going to be OK!

Pissing off the ex guy is the miserable one. Hehe.. I say miserable because why do you wont to act a lie and try to show your ex that he is doing better without her. For god sake, I don’t even think that she would even bother to even notice. This guy uses social networks to show off as well.

All I can say is that, every guy in the world has been that guy ( 1 to 7) in their lives. I believe that there is always a right person for every guy or girl. I mean right because no one is perfect, and people should stop looking for the perfect guy or girl.Perfection is a myth. Perfection is boring. The flaws that your partner has are the real key to the success of the relationship. Flaws bring about insecurity, and that’s where the partner comes to play. If he or she can love the fact that you have flaws, deal with it and understand it, that’s where the relationship works.

Ok! I watch romantic comedies.. guilty as charged. Heheh.. But I know that within the bullshit I’ve written, there is some truth.

Live your life! Don’t die wondering! Have fun!